That woman is seriously fucked up.

"The best-dressed evil army in history." You got that right. Sometimes I watch WWII movies that don't otherwise interest me, just to see the boots and greatcoats.

I have a friend who calls it "nieces." I want to hit him every time.

I'm old, and I don't watch any of that crap. Well, ok, I do watch Criminal Minds, but I hate myself for it.

Sarah Paulson did a great job in the role of Nancy Grace on Studio 60, so I bet you're right that she could do a great job in a non-comedy context.

Me too. I remember watching the Bronco chase on TV, and I remember watching the verdict, and I watched a bunch of it in between. It was plenty; I don't need more.

Chuck would only help Jimmy if he could feel superior while doing it.

This is why I hate family gatherings.

I agree. I had the same thought. Chuck wouldn't do anything to help Jimmy unless someone uses on of those "Men In Black" memory eraser things to remove all memories of Slippin' Jimmy, Jimmy the Pilferer, and Jimmy the Chimp With a Law Degree.

It's all about the visual.

Insufficient.

I went to K-State, which is also an ag school. It's known as "Silo Tech."

You might have a whole brain if you'd stop inhaling paint fumes.

Criminal Minds. L&O: SVU.

I'm on board if we can make it head lice instead of pubic.

I have a hard time believing you make enough to purchase a Renoir.

What you want when you're mocking up a document, to make a forgery or something legitimate, is non-reflective tape covering all the edges of all the pieces. If you use a glue stick, the edges of the various pieces will show up on the result.

Chuck has moved into Pastor Tim territory for me: I loathe and despise him, and I am in favor of anything that messes with his life, large or small. I know what Jimmy did with the documents was wrong and unethical, and possibly illegal, but I don't care. Jimmy is a better person than Chuck, and I will always root for…

The painting on the side translates to "From our family to yours." Salamancas vs Ehrmentrauts.

Yeah, I was surprised she didn't immediately say that she could bring in any number of people to be able to service Mesa Verde.