I don't care what he does as long as he does it shirtless. Shirtless Ragnar, shirtless Rollo, and shirtless Bjorn are some of my favorite things about Vikings.

I refer to Taken as "Liam Neeson kills a bunch of people in Paris, and Taken 2 as "Liam Neeson kills a bunch of people in Istanbul." I haven't seen Taken 3, but I assume it would be "Liam Neeson kills a bunch of people somewhere."

And then I watched the new episode of Major Crimes, starring Tuco and guest starring Betsy Kettleman.

Yeah, and then they did it in his car in the school parking lot. The meeting was about the janitor who got arrested for having a joint in his car, and the missing lab equipment.

He did something odd — he changed the meter when he got up to answer the door. That's not something you do if you're planning to come back and continue working on the same piece. I wonder if it's a compulsion that's related to his main mental illness.

How can he ride in Ernie's car from his house to the firm? Unless it's as old as Jimmy's yellow nightmare, it's full of electronics.

But Julie, did you watch the episode? We want to know what you think about it, while we're not so much interested in your McLaren.

Yes, sort of. Mike urged his son to become dirty because he knew if Matt refused, none of the other cops would trust him. In the story he told his daughter-in-law, the dirty cops killed Matt because he hesitated, making them think he wasn't really on board.

Nah, just a site that has both extreme volume and good sort capabilities.

That's what I use. The sort capabilities are great, but they don't have that much stuff available. I used to use TPB. They have everything, but it's not sortable.

Indeed, but it became prevalent as an STD in the '80s, ending the era when everything you could get from sex could be cured with money.

I hate hate hate Flo. I will never buy Progressive because of her.

What's your favorite site? I'm not particularly happy with mine.

I don't like Cameron Diaz, I can't stand Ben Stiller*, and I'm not big on dick jokes. Never gonna happen.

I … haven't seen that.

In tomorrow's review of Vikings, I expect the requisite screen grab to be accompanied by a photo of Dennis Perkins in his Viking regalia.

Or, as I like to say, "Ragnar and Rollo and Bjorn, oh my!"

Which is what I know him best from!

Two cats, just the back claws (front declawed), and a clipper specifically for cat claws. But there's only one of me, so it's hard to hold the cat, hold the foot with the claw out, and do the clipping, with only two hands. I could easily do it in five minutes if there was another person to hold the main part of the…

Hey now, what's wrong with binge watching costume dramas while sitting on the couch with two cats?!