Spent the day cutting my cats' toenails. Yes, it took all day, because they are uncooperative and I can only get one or two at a time, then I have to rebuild the trust before I can get another one or two.

#yesallblumpkins

Dear Whitey McWhite Wife:

Me too. I always want the main female character to end up with the really great guy.

Parents. And as much as I loved them both, they did a shitty job. I ended up really repressed and with body-shame issues.

Dan: Nine definitions? Admittedly I didn't count the ones that aren't what we're talking about here, but there are 14 for "blumkin" and 85 for "blumpkin," plus there are other terms offered, like "blumpkin backfire," "blumkin backsplash," "blumkin facial," and several more.

I've now given up Billions, Recovery Road, and Code Black. They're not bad, they're just not great. I don't have time for not great.

Can I get in on this? I don't want to fuck Mitch McConnell.

I laughed out loud several times during the dinner scene, especially when Mr. Carson dozed off.

In case you didn't count, that's 26,244 'H's.

That is … impressive?

I'm also annoyed with people who say if Hillary gets the nomination, they'll vote for Bernie via write-in or vote for a third-party candidate. They simply do not understand how crucial it is that we keep any of those loathsome/crazy/scary Republicans from winning.

That'll make 'em toe the line.

I don't get it.

Thanks to all who answered!

Not me, but I'm pretty vanilla.

Actually, "y'all" is often used as singular, with "all y'all" used for the plural. Makes me want to take icepicks to my eardrums.

Question for the ladies: Do you like butt stuff? That is, is it sexy fun for you to have something in or near your anus?

"Criminal Minds: Ripped From the Headlines!"

Well, at least they didn't list something I've never heard of for Vince Gilligan.