I'd probably give some to family and friends, but I would be very clear that it's a one-time thing, not an annual thing or something for every time they screw up and need money.

I'll have my student loans paid off around the time my cats graduate from college. This will be a long time, because they cannot read.

I buy lottery tickets (3-4 per year) for entertainment purposes. I know I'm not going to win, but I can do a lot of fantasizing in the time between buying the ticket and the drawing, and that's a pretty good return on my investment.

How did your good friend put it?

I'm with the people who say you should decide for yourself how many meetings to attend. By this time, you should be pretty familiar with your triggers, coping mechanisms, etc. As long as you don't hurl yourself off the wagon, your sponsor should trust you.

I have a terrible cough, the kind where it gets so bad you barf. It's interfering with my pot smoking. Fuck that shit.

I haven't had the chance to try any of the biologics. I'm primarily interested in them because of the psoriatic arthritis. In addition to my finger joints, it's also tearing up my nails. I do ok with topicals on my skin (I have Taclonex, Vectical, and Clobetasol), but those only treat outbreaks, not prevent them, and…

Just finished season 1 of Fargo, about to start season 2.

Why are they allowed to receive packages and go out for supplies? Why isn't there an impenetrable cordon around the area they're occupying? I mean, the bag of dicks is inspired, but they'll give up a lot sooner if they run out of food.

I don't want to take Multivariable Calculus and Thermodynamics at the same time.

I'm about to be insured, and one of the first things I'm going to do with my insurance is visit my dermatologist. I get psoriasis in some pretty unpleasant places (my ear canals and all over my butt), and I also have psoriatic arthritis in most of my finger joints, so I'm really looking forward to (hopefully) getting…

I got a job! It's only a 6-month temp gig doing data entry for the IRS, but it pays a lot more than not working, and maybe it'll get me off my butt to look for something better and more permanent.

Complete lack of suicidal ideation? I'd pay a lot of money for that.

"A quick word to gay white men everyone: It's fine to have "preferences." But we need to examine our preferences and give some thought to the cultural forces that may have shaped them. It's a good idea to make sure your preferences are actually yours and not some limited and limiting racist crap pounded into your head…

At the beginning:

At some point, he should start pointing at the really repugnant Republicans and say, "Fuck you, and fuck you, and you, and fuck you twice."

Mix it with 99 parts new bleach, repeat as necessary.

"Eat what you can find and kill."

Yes, but if you win, all you get is grain.

Hell, I remember the four food groups, which were before the pyramid. Meat, dairy, fruits and vegetables, and breads. There were no serving suggestions, just encouragement to eat from each group at each meal.