It's ok, the rest of us still don't know what you look like.

I don't want it.

Although, really, Diedrich Bader was pretty great in Office Space.

That was excellent. Thanks for sharing.

I have that problem with Reid. Some of his pronouncements are ridiculous, but I love him anyway.

My therapist taught me the things I've mentioned above. CBT has been very helpful for me in learning to think differently about my suicidal thoughts. I still think about suicide every day, but not all day.

That is fantastic. Congratulations!

How much time do you have now?

Austin! That's me! Woo hoo!

It's scary enough at regular size.

"Dear Dan, I'm no longer able to push my broken femur back in place when I wake up in the morning. Is this bad?"

This is one of the letters where I go, "seriously? you needed Dan Savage to tell you that it's bad for a body part to be purple and cold for a couple of hours?" I mean, did she learn nothing from wrapping rubber bands around her fingers in grade school?

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! La la la I can't hear you!

I think that trumps the other suggestions.

If you're typing up a list of instructions, you're not ready to commit suicide. People who are ready to commit suicide don't give a crap about any of that, they just want the pain to end as soon as possible.

Garcia's accomplishments drive me nuts. My usual example is that she can tell you who attended the prom at East Bumfuck High in 1952, because yeah, that information has been digitized, and not as a pdf.

You're relating your association with a celebrity so that we can all bask in your glory. And be jealous.

For a person with no smartphone or tablet, I'd suggest The Wire on DVD.

She just covers it with duct tape during the months when it's wrong. AJ only has to go there when her electricity has been off.

Frangelico: good in eggnog.