I think my use of "hillbilly" was a joke that was in poor taste whether you are one or not. I apologize.

Well, she actually did valiantly maintain her dignity in the face of colossal embarrassment, so there's that.

Skin cancer (melanoma).

Is where you live considered Ozarks, or just hillbilly? (if you're offended, it's a joke) I grew up in a very white town in Kansas in a very white-bread family.

I spent my honeymoon at a resort in the Ozarks. My (now ex) husband hit me for the first time while we were there, and somebody hit our car and didn't leave a note. It was not the best week of my life.

"what is this Star Wars you speak of?"
— Miss Anthropy

It finished me. I didn't like the (I thought) excessive verbosity and the seemingly random use of 'fuck' and its forms.

What's a Twitter?

Clearly, their algorithm for determining what people are most famous for is also defective.

How about Ebola + MRSA?

Is it your first 29th birthday? I had a bunch of them, but then somewhere around the 18th one I switched to 36. Nobody's buying that anymore, so I'm going to have to switch to something else.

I can't find our conversation because it's been so long, so I picked this old comment at random to reply. If you'd like to continue our conversation, email me at Miss.Anthropy52@gmail.com. I set that up yesterday so I can have in-depth conversations with AV Clubbers.

It's not lame. Just because the monetary value was small, that doesn't diminish the generosity of the gesture or your level of gratitude.

Miss.Anthropy52@gmail.com

Internet high five: 101.

I didn't know about that situation, so I'm late saying this: Fuck that asshole.

Lemme make sure that email address works (I just set it up this afternoon), then I'll get it to you.

The operative word is "fantasy." No one wants to be raped, because rape by definition is a situation where the one being raped has zero control. In a fantasy, the fantasizer is in complete control, no matter how violent the fantasy is.

She's wearing wine goggles.

Good luck with the surgery and the tooth.