I'm in Austin. I can't offer you a place to stay, but I can take you to one of many great restaurants (we'll have to go dutch, because I'm pretty broke). Let me know if you're interested, and I'll give you my new AVClub-only email address.

He's judging all of us.

The day my dad died, my best friend texted me her credit card info and insisted that I order a pizza with an outrageous number of toppings, along with sides, dessert, and soda. I didn't even know it was what I needed.

The A.V. Club

LOL. Would like to give multiple upvotes.

Back when you could buy a Yugo in the U.S., a friend went to test-drive one. She needed to adjust the seat, and the adjustment handle came off in her hand. She handed it to the salesman and left without saying a word.

I guess that'll give me time to catch up. I'm about to start season 1, on the recommendation of all of you.

… the less I think of you.

It's the 2-hour delay between doing it and noticing it that worries me.

You know what I hate? I hate when I want to see who upvoted me and I click on the arrow rather than hover over it, thus upvoting myself. I always wonder how many people saw my self-upvote before I get it removed. Embarrassing. (Self-upvote above removed.)

I have told the story of the New York Times crossword on election day 1996 soooo many times.

For crossword puzzle fans, I highly recommend Wordplay.

"Queen"?

Someone should introduce him to that cop in Oklahoma. I bet they'd find they have a lot in common.

You type really fast?

eInhumanity

My credit score is 12. What about you?

Hey, calling him a dork is one of the nicest things I've ever said.

If you've been here for 10 years, that's 17.8 comments per day, every single day. Five years, 35.6 per day.

"Sauna."