How many imaginary years old is Putter?

But can you say it in Klingon?

Alone, miserable, and rich in an empty room. I volunteer.

Is that like when Dikachu gets his nose bent out of shape?

She's a fictional character. Her opinions and actions with regard to the state of the civil liberties of one fictional character in Germany will have zero effect on the state of actual civil liberties in the U.S. I don't need her help.

Could you provide some examples? I'm not doubting you, I just don't remember.

It's TV. It's more dramatic if we can see the dead character's face, so physics goes out the window (pun intended).

I despise Laura. I'm down with having a piano dropped on her.

Not a bad job, internet.

I love Bill Nighy in Love Actually. "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"

Hair

Anybody who recommended SoA after season 4 should be killed with a meat fork to the back of the head.

I've got 38¢ I'll contribute.

I love his Much Ado About Nothing. And it's one of the things that makes me agree with Evil Lincoln that Branagh was an idiot to lose Emma Thompson. They had such great chemistry there.

Great. Like you people don't take up enough of my time.

And a thought bubble with one of Carson's more ridiculous scientific 'facts'.

So, Facebook will cease to exist?

I had pretty bad hot flashes, but they wouldn't have been as bad if I had been able to afford to see a doctor, i.e. get hormones. And I'll take hot flashes, even the really bad ones, over periods any day.

I'm with you. No guns in my house. Absolute dealbreaker.

After my lovely, moderate mother died, my father married a woman who lives on Fox crap. The last time I was there, she had to go to the grocery store, so she set the DVR to record one of their Sunday morning news-ish shows. It was over before she got back, so I deleted it, then when she noticed I feigned ignorance of…