missanthropy52--disqus
Miss Anthropy
missanthropy52--disqus

"Permanent Waves" was my first concert. Haven't seen them since.

Just claim you created it and all those lazy gits who use it stole it from you.

And those drunken Noggers are a real pain in the ass.

I got to see Steven Wright live. Hands down, the most I've ever laughed in one day.

Gallinger is an evil, slimy SOB, and I hope he gets killed by a streetcar. He won't, since he's a major character, but I can still enjoy imagining it.

The quote makes better sense if you punctuate it: "Who, being loved, is poor?" Loved = rich.

Every week as I read the review, there's at least one thing that makes me go, "Huh? That's not what I thought happened." Then I read the comments and see that I was right. It's a disappointment.

You'd think that would give him time to watch the episode carefully enough to get it right.

And heaven is a popularity contest, where you only get in if enough people say prayers, light candles, and pay for masses. (Do people still pay to have masses said for their dead loved ones?)

I've listened to all the arguments about why he won't be elected, but they're just not getting through. The man terrifies me. All the ways he could fuck up the country, and the world … I just want to go live under a rock until the panic wears off.

4 for 4! Woo hoo!

Don't forget he caved on CNN paying him to be in their debate. Which is worse, making the demand originally, or giving up at the touch of a feather?

Were the parents drinking? I think you have to have that to get full illegality.

God isn't Santa. Prayer isn't about wish fulfillment.

No no no! You don't want your TV spying on you!

One thing we need to do is offer better options for quitting. How come there aren't any 12-step groups for smokers? Where are the clinics and professionals dedicated to helping people quit? Where is the research into medications better than Chantix*? Why are these things still legal, when heroin and cocaine are not?

I use those times to go outside and smoke a cigarette.

That's it, I'm buying a cannon.

Or until Walmart starts selling full body armor.