Horror, disbelief, and outrage will do that to you.

It was a holiday party for the county Department of Public Health. Or at least that's the word now.

I think it's essential. I think journalists and pundits need to start using words and phrases they don't normally use in presidential elections: "suspension of civil rights", "genocide", "Nazi", etc.

Some of whom are men who say, "Don't worry baby, I'll pull out in time."

As will I, if I ever have one of those!

After my great-grandmother gave birth to her third child (in 1910), her doctor advised her to not have any more pregnancies. She and my great-grandfather had a good, loving, rewarding sex life, and she asked the doctor how, exactly, she was supposed to accomplish that. The doctor suggested that my great-grandfather…

It doesn't matter if she's promiscuous, it matters if her previous lovers didn't practice safe sex, or if their previous lovers didn't practice safe sex, etc. You're not just sharing bodily fluids with that person at that moment, you're sharing bodily fluids with everybody they've ever slept with and everybody they…

I know two women who stopped taking the pill without telling their partners, in order to get pregnant. One managed to manipulate the guy into marrying her; the marriage lasted less than a year. The other guy dumped the woman and hasn't been heard from since.

I say the same thing about condoms that I say about seatbelts: "Put it on or get out." Even now that I'm past menopause. It's just not worth it.

Thanks Obama!

Hey, that's my sister! We must be related.

I used to admire a print a friend had hanging in her house, so she gave me a copy for my birthday one year. It cost $15. I spent about $300 having it framed. It looks way better than hers in its cheap Walmart frame.

I had to look up GGG. This is verbatim from the Urban Dictionary:

Something something Mike Ditka.

If he'd been dressed more provocatively, that bear would definitely have raped him.

… which is a disease (the disappearance, not the comma).

He's Oral Roberts now?

I binge-watched The Man in the High Castle over the weekend. I may never get "Edelweiss" out of my head.

That is excellent!

It's not my remote-using hand, so it's not really a problem.