Speaking of which, can somebody remind me of the words that won't get past the filters here? I'm thinking "f*g" and "n****r". Are there more?

I can't believe you didn't manage to work "shit" and "hell" in there.

Ah, the K-State vs. KU matchup. That's some serious cross-state rivalry. Since it's at KU, it means there will be purple dye in the fountain on Jayhawk Boulevard. It used to be the goal posts would get torn down, regardless of which was the home team (not sure whether that still happens). One time, about 25 years ago,…

I like that Batman story.

I'm 52. Can I get in on this? I'll settle for a million or two.

My favorite Curtis Armstrong moment:

Dark meat: blech!

And here all I did was microwave it.

I wasn't holding out, I just didn't think people would be interested in the details. My bad!

Don't forget Africa.

Among other things, I'm grateful for walk-in medical clinics where you can get antibiotics and a tetanus shot on Thanksgiving.

I thought it was about people viewed as a threat by a monarchy because if they were willing to defy the monarchy on its appropriation of religion, in what other areas would they be willing to defy the monarchy?

I cranberry understand some of these puns.

I haven't been ignoring you. The cable guy came Wednesday, so I was without internet for a while. Then, having moved a bunch of furniture so he could do his thing, I realized it was a pretty good opportunity to clean behind and under that furniture, then I went on to do a bang-up job of cleaning my entire apartment.…

I upvoted the other guy.

Maybe it's Happy Days XLIX.

Football … is that the one where the ball isn't round?

I'm confused. Are you saying you're fiercepink and you meant to post that comment as Trolling_For_Downvotes?

That is repugnant.

He's dangerous, and I mean that in the most profound way. If the stars mis-aligned and he got elected, he could destroy the country, especially in terms of our relations with our allies.