Je suis Franko!

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

Huh?

I'm hoping that Gwen Stefani isn't some sort of nefarious assassin with a penchant for disguises.

It shows up at midnight-ish in the central time zone. I believe the AV Club offices are in that time zone.

Is there a player named "Me", or is that you, Franko?

Les says he's out of touch musically. Here's how out of touch I am musically: with the exception of Gwen Stefani, I don't think I could pick any of those musicians out of a lineup. And that includes Taylor Swift.

Do cable providers collect data on what's watched and/or DVR'ed? (I'm actually asking.)

Wait a minute, this is wasting your life-force but it's also pleasurable?

I just used "Holy Jesus-stroking-a-giraffe Christ" in a Facebook conversation. I credited you, to the extent that one can credit an anonymous internet acquaintance.

If you're here, or anywhere else on the internet, you have made yourself a willing audience for people who want to tell other people what they're mad about. If you don't want people to tell you what they're mad about, give up your internet connection and go back to reading those books you're so proud of.

Well, it is hard to get stuff done when all you do is giggle about the color of the Dorito dust on your fingers.

Don't be ridiculous. He doesn't respond to logic or facts.

Here are a few of the channels that I will have that I don't have now: A&E, AMC, BBCA, Bravo, Comedy Central, FX, IFC, Spike, TBS, TCM, USA, Showtime. It's gonna rock.

Considering that right now I only have 14 that are any good, that will be a significant increase!

If you set the threshold at four total killed and wounded, we've had 325 so far in 2015, which is about one a day. I wouldn't be surprised if we break 400, what with the holiday shopping shootings still to come.

Every time I go there, I find myself wishing they used some comment system other than Disqus. It's just too easy to post, with an account already set up. If they used a different system, I wouldn't be able to suspend my good judgement long enough to create an account.

That's going to be my problem next weekend. I'm getting my new cable installed on Wednesday, so I'll have tons of new channels to watch. I'm looking forward to OD'ing on TV over the holiday weekend.

I'd forgotten how inspired and inspiring those words are. Thanks for posting.

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