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I want to be the first to say this: You're an idiot and a jerk.

I find it mind-boggling that someone without even a passing acquaintance with our Constitution can be considered a serious candidate for the presidency. Seriously, I just cannot wrap my head around it.

Right here! Who's asking?

Great. Now I'll have the damn song in my head for a week.

Golly, I hope the BAU gets to the AVClub before all the writers are dead! Otherwise, what will I do with my time?

Has FX announced whether they're renewing it?

I bailed after episode 3. I've read most of the reviews here, and each time I'm glad I quit.

Yeah, you're right. I made a blanket statement that was a gross overgeneralization. I cut my teeth at a daily newspaper, which is a far different animal from an interactive web site, partly because of the different amounts of time necessary to receive and respond to a comment. I did mostly reporting of "hard news,"…

He keeps threatening to cut off their feet if they don't do what he wants.

Office Space!

You know, one of the most important things I learned in journalism school is to not reply to people who comment on stories, except to acknowledge and correct actual mistakes. It can makes you look defensive, petulant, cowardly, or egotistical, and it can become a never-ending process.

I know a woman who got a tattoo of the Playboy bunny on her thigh. Over the years she's gained quite a bit of weight, and now he looks like he's been squashed.

The bad guys will be space aliens, and his wife will have been a heroin addict who couldn't inject herself.

Your situation with your sister is completely different from my situation with my dad. He died of old age. Nobody is posting on my timeline asking me if he's still dead. I still get occasional posts from people expressing sympathy and asking me how I'm coping, but that's nothing like the posts you get that are so…

I belong to three groups. One is my high school graduating class, and one is people from my hometown. When my dad died, I posted the same thing on my page and in those two groups. It was gratifying to get hundreds of posts expressing sympathy and sharing good memories of him. (He was a pretty big fish in a pretty…

I was accused of 'supporting' the terrorists when I made what I thought was the reasonable statement that it was right for Obama to not blame ISIS the instant he heard about Paris. As it turned out, of course, ISIS was responsible, but that wasn't established for at least several hours afterward, and speculation…

Je suis un blob brun!

I'm a grammar and punctuation snob, and one of the reasons I stick around here is that the vast majority of the regulars are able to put together sentences that are high in those qualities.* The people who comment on Facebook, Breitbart, CNN, IMDb, and tons of other sites I only visit occasionally say things that make…

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