My dad was an oral surgeon, and I worked for him for a while. He had a patient who was referred to his dentist by his doctor, and his dentist referred him to my dad. He had swelling behind his ear and jawline. My dad was the one who figured out it was a brown recluse bite. Before sending him back to his doctor, we…

She's lovely, but she's a terrible actress.

Trust me, I'm with you.

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Why did your uncle Jack feel the need to off that horse? He must be a big meanie.

But in that usage, it's not a gerund. To make it a gerund, you'd have to say something like "I love lemmin'," with the requirement that "to lem" be a verb. Compare "I love skiin'."

You say that like you think he knows what a gerund is.

The one analysis I read said that the Iranians were ready to release the hostages but they wanted to embarrass Carter, so they didn't want to do it while he was in office. I don't remember whether what I read said anything about Khomeini's feelings about Reagan. Either way, Reagan and his team were not involved in the…

The hostages were released on January 20, 1981, the day Reagan was inaugurated. He had literally nothing to do with getting them released.

Trolls showed up faster than usual today.

That woman has seriously bad taste.

There's an old saying: A Democrat will feed 99 welfare cheats to help one needy family; a Republican will starve 99 needy families to catch one welfare cheat.

It's scary.

This is a Bigfoot-believing website where some of Todd Standing's supposed evidence is thoroughly analyzed and debunked by somebody with photo/video expertise.

I don't remember, but that one is certainly a good candidate.

My idea of camping is to look at pictures from other people's camping trips.

There are actually four rules for living in my house, and they allow for cats:
— Leg limit of four;
— Minimum weight requirement of 11 pounds;
— No ability to breed;
— No dogs, lions, tigers, bears, marsupials, etc.

No need. I'm terrified of dogs, so I'll be up by the ceiling, hanging onto the ceiling fan for dear life.

Some idiot on IMDb asked why it seems like he's always out of breath. Um, moron, he's dehydrated and hungry, he's hot/cold, he's doing lots of it twice, and he's usually carrying about 50 pounds of camera gear.

My own personal theory is that he always has a GPS locator and either a sat phone or a radio, and either he can use them to call his support team or he's expected to make regular contact. I remember there was one episode where he cut the experience short by a day or two. I don't remember which one or why, but that's…