I kill everything I find inside that has more than four legs.

"What is Puerto Rico?"

I love Survivorman. It's interesting and often funny, plus sometimes Les takes his shirt off.

His brain ran screaming from the room years ago.

Uhh … yes?

It's working.

Two local cops where I live recently decided to not give a guy a ticket for multiple violations, including not having his three kids in car seats. They bought him three car seats instead, with their own money.

So you're saying you don't like Nancy Grace?

Gotta love an Alias fan.

I've got 12 bucks. Anybody else?

I see you're one of those obnoxious yappy little dogs that never shuts up. I'm disappointed.

Verily.

That was an excellent book. If only it had been marketed as the fiction is was.

You didn't cause me any pain. I just get really, really worked up about the subject.

I wish people would stop referring to it as "euthanasia" and refer to it as "right to die."

This is one of those things where I say that the people who are against it are allowed to be against it and not do it, but they shouldn't prevent others from doing it.

Interestingly, one of the references in the Wikipedia article is from Snopes.

I once walked into a lamppost. Walking down a sidewalk. I had my head turned, talking to my friends. I got a lump on my head and a nasty bruise on my butt. Of course, it didn't really hurt until the next day because I was very drunk.

It's my least favorite.

There's always Madurodam and the tulip farms.