You can always lie to people. Tell them what they want to hear, while knowing in your heart that's it's not that simple and certainly not black and white.

With thanks to Wolfman Jew for just upvoting the old (2/4/2015) comment I didn't have the energy to find:

And the oxen left the house in a huge mess.

Dammit, I was about to cackle gleefully at the huge loophole Dikachu left.

I'd say it's more like 1 in 2. All you have to do is experiment with the special keys until you find the right one; this makes me the other 1 in the 2 with 100% Utah.

The F12 on my MacBook Pro is on the "volume up" key.

I actually know a woman who is rabidly anti-abortion who arranged for her single, pregnant daughter to have an abortion. She is the least self-aware person I've ever met.

You really don't get it, do you? You're supposed to be blaming handicapped lesbian minority women who live in poverty and want to force other women to have abortions.

We need to know if she was alone that night.

Thank you for clarifying that. I feel less outraged. I still think Christmas starts way too early.

I respect your opinion! There are a lot of things I find in bad taste. In particular, I could do without the pedophile.

I know this is blasphemy that could get me drummed out of the AV Club, but I love Family Guy.

HOLIDAY SPECIALS?! It's not even Halloween yet. Christmas used to start the day after Thanksgiving. Then it started right after Halloween. Now it seems like it starts right after Labor Day. I predict that in a few years, Christmas will be year round.

I'm loving Home Fires. So far, it's excellent at showing why idyllic-looking villages in WWII-era England are described as "idyllic-looking." I constantly root for the death of one character.

Wordy Ness: the Loch Ness Monster's loquacious younger cousin.

Also, one is American, one is Russian, and one is French, thus they don't fall into the British literary time periods.

It certainly doesn't respond well to apologies.

"You mean there really are ladies who steer the punt from the Cambridge end?"

I LOVE Lost in Austen. I especially love the recreation of the diving/swimming scene that only exists in the 1995 adaptation. I think my favorite line is "Elizabeth Bennet is loaning me her mobile."

I'm sorry. It occurred to me after I wrote the comment that it was pretty bitchy of me, but it seemed like deleting it would just make me double bitchy.