Regency period.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife who can kill a dozen zombies before breakfast without messing up her hair.

That someone being Bill O'Reilly, of course.

He's a robot. Laws do not apply.

"If we take guns away, people are just gonna kill people with something else."

Stayed in a relationship with a guy even after he told me about his multiple violent felonies, his 11 aliases, and his serious mental illnesses.

I want a Concrete from Ted Drewes.

One of my college professors, a man who became a valued friend and mentor, killed his ex-wife because she was planning to get married and move several states away with their 4-year-old daughter. Because yeah, the best way to get custody of your kid is to kill her other parent, get caught, and get a life sentence. Or…

Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're able to return to happiness soon.

As the owner of a vagina, I'll just say "ouch."

I had to look up that and "felching" last week. I'm still having nightmares.

When I was 12, I was on a trip with my grandparents, neither of whom would be caught dead going into a sex shop. I wanted a book to read, so my grandfather and I left the motel to go in search of a place that sold books. We ended up in a sex shop — it probably had signs saying "Books" and "Toys" in the window. My…

I used to know a woman who worked in a sex shop. When she was new, a customer asked her where to find the DVDA videos. She didn't know what that was (as I didn't when she told me the story), so she said hesitantly "uh … maybe with the other DVDs?"

I made it through the two-part premiere and episode three, then I gave up. I was disappointed that it was as bad as the last episodes/seasons of SoA.

But where would we find a horse who's proficient with a whip?

I'm disappointed in you, Internet. Is that the best you can do?

Maybe not royalty, but go back far enough, and everyone has at least one fascinating ancestor.

Just watched both episodes. Loved it.

I actually watched the re-broadcast of the premiere to give it a second chance, and it just didn't hit me. It's probably the musical thing. I didn't dislike it, it's just not for me.

I'm enjoying The Player in spite of its epic ridiculousness. I will miss it. That and Code Black are the only two new shows I'm still watching. Code Black isn't awful, it's just nothing special. I'll probably drop it eventually if the network doesn't beat me to it.