Walton Goggins would improve anything!

The castle looked like they propped up a photograph.

The two I have now are one male, one female. Their names are Fitz and Lizzy, for Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet, from Pride and Prejudice.

New upstairs neighbors letting their dog shit in the courtyard. Fuck that literal and figurative shit.

Hobbes was an orange tabby male with a white tummy. Looked just like Hobbes except for the black stripes. Calvin was an all-white female with a spot of yellow on top of her head, like blond hair. I liked to imagine Susie Derkins yelling "Calvin's a girl!"

I have two litter mates now, and they're fantastic. But … but … I still miss Mr. Sillypants. (That was not his official name. His official name was Hobbes. I also had his litter mate Calvin.)

LOL

Thank you!

I almost added "both of these options would be obscenely expensive," but I figured you would already know that.

God yes. Absolutely. I love my anonymous internet friends.

How would I PM somebody if I wanted to?

Shit, I've been 33 for 19 years!

Congratulations times 30!

Working in customer service is what turned me into Miss Anthropy.

Fuck being diagnosed with depression 35 years ago and only being properly diagnosed with bipolar disorder two years ago. Bipolar disorder does not respond well to being treated as depression. I wonder what I could have done with my life if I'd been correctly diagnosed as a teenager.

I lost my once-in-a-lifetime cat two years ago, and I'm still not over it.

My broken cable box was replaced, but they left me with my old remote, which does not work with the new box.

No, that's in East Indiana.

If you're not being offered coverage through COBRA, you can purchase insurance through the HealthCare Marketplace. Actually, you can choose to go with the Marketplace even if you're eligible for COBRA. And the Marketplace people might be able to help you figure out if you're eligible for COBRA.
www.healthcare.gov

Don't be ridiculous. There are no Democrats in Texas. They're hunted for sport.