Way back when, there was a 12-year-old girl somewhere in (I think) Illinois who was raped by her 17-year-old brother and got pregnant. Her parents didn't know about it until well into her 2nd trimester, and they decided an abortion would be the best course to take. They couldn't find anyone in their state who would do…

Gawd, that's awful. Hope it gets lots better soon.

Last time I quit, I threw $20 on my boss's desk and told her to take the team out for a "good riddance" drink on me.

I don't have to have surgery on my neck! Foot, maybe, but that's less disruptive.

I used to know one that ends with "people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones" and one that ends with "I'm the furry with the syringe on top."

A brazillion is roughly equivalent to eleventy bajillion.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a pitcher of beer and a mop."

J Lo?

I didn't take attendance, but probably some yes and more no.

It can be two things!

Stay away from me! No, I will not eat that delicious-looking meal that smells like antifreeze!

Here's something I find interesting: In the feminist-criticism story a few days ago, some people claimed that they referred to Anita Sarkeesian as "Anita" rather than "Sarkeesian" not because they were infantilizing and thus trivializing her, but because her last name is hard to spell. Yet everyone here seems to be…

I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what FTW means. Today's top word is "Donald Trump," defined as "proof that money can't buy good hair."

Oddly, both Rannazzisi and Head claimed to work for Merrill Lynch.

That is despicable. She should be roasted alive.

The dude was 23 on 9/11. I'm unimpressed by his excuse that he was an "immature young man." 23 is old enough to know better.

I have a coworker who has a 9/11 commemorative plate. It says "PHKEM." He is not my favorite coworker.

As do I.

You're right, "hysteria" is overblown. "Titillation" would have been a better choice.

Rumor. Spend 10 minutes on Google and you'll learn that there is absolutely no evidence to support it, and she and her father both explicitly denied it multiple times.