SoCal it is then.

Up here it's not uncommon to tip out BOH, management, and the house; plus everyone you'd expect (bussers/runners, host, bartender). In fine dining servers often tip out 6.5%-ish.

She looks like she's having a severe allergic reaction.

Prettiest.

She might be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, TBH.

I amend my previous statement: it's growing on me, a lot.

Had he never seen Krauss before?

Frankel is 100% right, there is no logical reason for anyone to give a shit about the silly picture.

The Gaga tattoo is close but not quite, IMO.

Good point. It's the way the corners of the lips are upturned too, IMO.

Valid points, but cats are so low maintenance, while raising a kid is like wrangling a creature of the forest.

My all-time favourite JW moment:

Why is it that now matter how much someone spends on surgery they always end up looking like The Joker?

Same with cats. No matter what toys you buy them they always gravitate to household ephemera. And the world's best scratching post won't save your couch.

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

Is MacGruber as terrible as I imagine it to be?

D'Angelo.

European, you say?

I'll have an Osama Bin-Latte please.

It makes me happy when fuckfaces show their true colours, because I'd rather we know that they are fuckfaces than go on believing they are not.