"I worry there's a large contingent of fans that would go nuts if a black woman were commissioner."

There have been rumours over the years that Condoleezza Rice wants the job. And -assuming the rumours are true - I'm mildly surprised that the NFL hasn't yet ditched Goodell in favour of Rice.

That's how I feel about ayahuasca.

I blame these recently hired cooks:

Maybe Mariah? But it's quite likely that you're right, and that Bey will be the one who is remembered most fondly as the years pass.

A fair point. My intent was actually to assert my firm belief that your generation has produced more talented performers than Beyonce. I definitely could have stated the point less snidely.

As far as singers? Probably Whitney Houston.

I'd rather change the sheets than have to shoulder the burden of maintaining the veneer of Beyfection.

Your generation sounds like a bunch of sad underachievers.

"I do"

Fuck RiRi, marry RiRi, kill Minaj and Beyonce.

Yet another idiot gets his own show.

Great find! Is it in good condition?

Thrift shops are an amazing source of affordable vinyl, provided you're willing to flip through piles and piles of terrible albums.

Yawn. They may as well call it True Detective Season 2: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures in Solving Crime

I feel bad that NYPD Blue does not get the credit it deserves for helping to usher in the era of grittier shows with flawed protagonists. It seems like everyone thinks The Sopranos started the trend.

It appears that being aggressively hypocritical (not to mention incapable of self-awareness) is considered a qualification at Gawker Media, although thankfully there are notable exceptions.

"It's pretty gross, actually, in the same way that the Jeremy Meeks fiasco was pretty gross..."

My entire point is that we are increasingly seeing the easily outraged criticize people for simply "partaking in or admiring somebody else's culture and traditions". The "hypothetical perfect world" I referenced was in response to this specific mindset - as in according to the logic deployed by some, the only way to…

Learn to read and it will all make sense.