I worked at a place that did a squid ink creme brulee.

Ever tried retsina? Barf.

No, I think it's trollish to write an article that relies on a litany of assumptions, speaking about an event that has yet to actually occur.

Kara Brown is the Jordan Sargent of Jezebel. Clickety click.

No one on Earth is a truly equal opportunity dater.

It's only in the last couple years though that online dating has lost the stigma of reeking of desperation.

Brown rice tastes like cardboard, otherwise spot on.

He needs to go, but let's face it, cretins like Goodell always fail upwards. Within a few months he'll be making a shit-ton of money being bad at something else.

You're a moron.

Yup.

I dunno, "Skip To My Lou Holtz" also reeks of douche canoe.

Barf.

It's the conservative way.

This very well may go down in the anals of history.

Add literally shitting on America to the list of things that white people are allowed to get away with.

What is the school doing to rectumfy the situation?

Why "should" she have made it more obvious?

Based on the sheer volume of anti-LGBT conservatives that turn out to be gay I'm 100% positive that conservative officials are responsible for a shit-ton of abortions. Especially when you consider how damaging an out-of-wedlock baby born to the child and/or mistress of a candidate can be to a campaign.

It takes a lot of courage for her to be so open about this, especially knowing the things that will be said about her in the lead up to voting day in a deeply red state.

Touche.