I really love this. Thanks for posting it.

Excellent points, but I think jealousy would still exist, the divide being between men who can afford the procedure and men who cannot.

"Too bad there is no good viable penis enlargement surgery."

That looks like it was created in Photoshop, not an oven. There's no way the internal crusts would be browned on the bottom if it had been actually made.

This is the best ever satire of capitalism, an average joe "trickling down" on a greedy rich asswipe.

It's like show won a lifetime supply of cosmetics and used it all up in one go.

It's a TV trope that is not at all limited to female characters:

Impotent rage is America's national pastime.

Also, chickens are dickheads so I don't feel guilty about them dying to feed me.

Nickelback suck, but they are incredibly commercially successful. There's little if anything that Chad cannot afford.

The graphic designer who came up with that label has some 'splainin to do.

Of shut up. I'm half Indian, and I've participated in countless Indian cultural festivals. At almost every single one there's a table where White attendees can get henna tattoos and bindis. DIRECTLY FROM AN ACTUAL INDIAN PERSON.

AGEISM :)

Stellar read. This is why I love Deadspin.

Please tell me you're joking.

Exactly my point. Why should someone who "panders bullshit" be entitled to respect just because they are nice to their family?

I'm not talking about Republicans in general, I'm talking about a specific Republican (Romney) who ran a loathsome and ritually dishonest campaign for President.

Being cool and holding dangerous and offensive social views are mutually exclusive. It saddens me that so many people are quick to forget what a cretin someone is just because of a few vacuous still shots of smiley time with the grandkids.

Will they ever stop pimping this kid for profit?

The BeyJay tour ends this September. Barack Obama is President until the next one takes the oath in January 2017.