I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

Spent most of this morning alternating between numb shock and crying so hard I started dry heaving. Many in my office were openly weeping as well. I feel like the country I love so much has rejected me and everything I stand for. Contemplated moving away. Threw myself into my work, and avoided all news media the same…

Get angry. Feel that anger. Keep it. Hold it tight. Never forget how it feels.

Well, my “source” says she might be dating “Harry.”

God, dating in DC sucks.

Count me in! I’m just moved back to DC and would love to make some real life Jezzie friends!

This comment is bad.

YES!!!!! I met up with a random Jezzie once in Philadelphia (work trip gone HORRIBLY wrong) and it was great; I’d love to meet more of y’all!

You. Cannot. Take. This. Personally.

Seconding this! I’d love to a meet-up of Jezzies in the DMV.

Wait you met a guy on Jezebel!? You need to write up this story because i love the idea of meeting in the comment section here. I sometimes wish I could meet up with friends from here IRL. We just moved to a new state and making adult friends is HARD.

Good for you! Internet Hi-Five!

My favorite line “My birthday I was Ten and what do they get me? Malibu Bar-Bee! That’s not who I was! I was a Ballerina! Graceful! Delicate! They had to go.”

Every aspect of this post makes me happy, friend. Well done.

Pet thread! Apparently today is all about bragging about my dogs.

The farther we move from the time when women commonly died of botched back-alley abortions, the more people may think making abortion illegal wouldn’t be so bad.

Well, Mississippi is a very religious state, and let’s not forget these important words Jesus spoke about abortion:

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.