i’m sorry but i cannot understand why they chose to NOT set this movie in fucking england. they even got Emily Blunt! WHY. why do this to me. the drinking culture in the UK combined with the adorable little pre-mixed g&t’s really made the story for me. It was somehow more believable when i thought it was set in…
40 oscars
She’s still a lying phony herself, though. They can both suck, and they do. Kanye too.
She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.
First off: let me just say, I feel your pain. I feel your pain deeply.
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
“It could be worse” is not an appropriate response in moments like these. You are allowed to grieve.
Seriously? Go fuck yourself. I know that many worse events than this have occurred throughout recent and ancient history. I am still allowed to feel like the world sucks, because it STILL DOES in MANY WAYS. I am allowed to be sad because a bunch of people out celebrating a national holiday were mowed down by an…
I wrote dumb/corny poetry for a girl I was dating freshman year of college! At the very least I knew it was campy/silly thing to do and I played that part up, but still..... ooooof
It wasn’t a typical profile, though, because Foer and Portman don’t have typical minds—they are both vegetarians.
‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’
LIES! ALL LIES!
You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…
It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.
This is concerning. Moms should appear impartial to lunch choices, so she has done immeasurable damage to her mom rep. If she ever finds herself at a Subway and is asked what she wants to order, she should recuse herself.
I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.
Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.