Waiting tables on the Outer Banks of NC one summer, a lady from New Jersey asked me for a “grit.” A singular grit. I brought a lone grit out to her on a spoon. She was not amused.

I tend to describe it as being like covering up a baby grand with a tarp. If anything, you’re just making it look bigger.

Saw the FB post and it is not even in the realm of inappropiate. WTF? Unless you’re trying to do a solid like you missed a button, your fly is down how about not commenting on other women’s bodies mmkay. (Obvs no you personally)

My boobs are gone now (they tried to kill me), but the rack I used to have was pretty impressive. I always tried (and still do) to dress extra slutty, just because. Fuck they body police!

The best part is, if you want your big boobs to look smaller, you need to visually have a line run over half of them. IE a neckline. So cleavage. That makes big boobs look smaller. A turtleneck makes them look not only bigger, but also square. Yay. I really do my best to dress “appropriately” but it just sucks. I…

I can wear a sweater or a crop top, no matter, they’re not going anywhere.

I was 100 lbs., a size 2 with natural D cup breasts in high school. I have NEVER worn a tank top because I was a B cup in the 4th grade. I am sick of women who are blessed with smaller breasts and can wear anything they want complaining about stuff like this. Humblebragging? Are you out of your mind?

Not at all, it’s horrible to even FIND workout wear as a large chested woman, much less to deal with you OWN boobs painfully bouncing while you try to work out (don’t even get me started on how close they come to popping out of literally anything during yoga flow) — dealing with other people’s discomfort with it is…

I feel like all of us in big titty city should go flop a boob at that gym in solidarity.

“Tits? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TITS.”

RIGHT? I have cleavage in a fucking turtleneck, sue me.

Okay as someone who has actually dealt with the shit you get when you have large breasts, this is not a humblebrag. Big boobs are not a luxury contrary to popular belief, they are a pain in the ass. And the worst part is you aren’t even allowed to vent about them without someone saying, “I would kill for big boobs!”…

Do you have large breasts? Because if not, you should know that no one with large breasts humble brags about it. It’s not like being “too skinny.” Having large breasts is so traumatic, developmentally, that most women need really muster up courage to talk about any harassment they face because of it. (It might be…

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

I was gonna wade in and back you up, but this discussion is “Why Donald Trump Will Be Our Next President” incarnate. Holy ideological purity, Batman! Just swim away. This way lies madness.

Of course, Trump has also been accused of rape. Presumably it’s much worse to be a rapist than to be the wife of a rapist....

An Italian man with no respect for women? Why I never!

I might “get to” sail around on a yacht because I bought one. She gets to look like she does partly because she paid for it. Who cares?

It seems like there’s a small contingent on Jez that uses “Becky” with all the excitement of a 10-year-old boy who just learned his first curse word.

This article is Peak Meanspirited Jezebel Celebrity Smearing, a thing I normally enjoy.

I know it sucks that pretty blonde ladies exist, and that some people just kinda get to look like Disney Princesses, but she’s quoting a line from “Baby Got Back.” A song about women with large rear ends.

Now, you could argue Sir…