SO WOULD.

I love when the mansplaining goes awry!

They’re like the MC Hammer pants of baseball. Let’s bring these back. I would love to see Miggy or Beltre in a pair of these bad boys.

Those pants!

Oh my god to extend the sports theme you are 2 FOR 2, TIM. Golf is the fucking worst and I SHALL dance upon its grave, naked, while eating nachos. Thank you for validating my opinion that I already knew was correct.

Couldn’t she just stay in her room and listen to this song high like the rest of us did

I also lost it at that one.

A+ response. This bodes well. I love when sports and goats intersect.

Thank you for clarifying my own opinion for me!

That was 20 years ago. Even if she’d had no work done, she probably wouldn’t much resemble her 29 year old self. She’s 46. I’m 31 and I look pretty different from how I looked even just 10 years ago.

She continues to look better with age. It’s astounding. Even though she’s likely had work done, that can only go so far - she is a glowing Latina unicorn. Also she seems like hella fun to be around and I would absolutely hit da club with her.

The fact that he’s 25 is what makes this acceptable to him. Once he hits his 30's he’ll look back and be like “I can’t believe I fucking lived in a box for $400 a month just so I could live in San Francisco.”

It sure can, but the post doesn’t seem to be about that as much as it seems to be about Emma Watson.

lmao the perfect gif response indeed

Got to London this morning (after a bit of a shitshow trying to get here) and I’m so jetlagged!! It’s 12:39am and I’m wide awake.

LET’S GO TO THE MALL EVERYBODYYYYY!!!

The Entertainment World is going to keep trying to make Sam Smith happen aren’t they??? MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP.

Latch is one of my JAMS. And yes it is good despite Sam Smith.

OMG Mark I love you so much.

I did! It was fantastic. A very slow, suspenseful movie that was brilliantly acted and directed. I can see why it won.