No, but you are being willfully obtuse.

I live in a place where it is punishingly hot in the summer and numbingly cold in the winter, with a month or 3 or balmy weather. You bet your butt I turn the AC on. People around here who don’t use one tend to get heat stroke and die, lame ass ceiling fan or no. If you don’t want to use an AC, move somewhere that…

Went parochial school, had a teacher who divorced and her life was pure hell. That was enough for me.

And everyone wonders why I noped the hell on out of that church.

Let me guess: never been poor before? If not then you have no frigging idea what you’re talking about. Having been financially destroyed by a divorce, which I’m sure many other people have experienced, I know exactly how it feels to be poor and have to absorb the price of it. You will never understand what it feels…

Dem doggies are adorable. That is all I really have to say about it.

Fat free milk still tastes like ass. I’d rather drink soy milk than anything below 2%.

I wish I could tell me in my 20s what me in my 40s now knows about protein.

Truer words have ne’er been spoken!

Hear, hear! Truer words have never been spoken.

I am old school and make my popcorn in a pot on the stove with oil (safflower, olive or coconut) then butter and salt it and sprinkle it with a grated hard cheese, say asiago or pecorino. I don’t care what nutritionists say, they will have to pry my oily, buttery, cheesy popcorn out of my cold, dead hands.

Jon Snow: I KNEW IT!!! I’ve been suspecting that from the beginning! And yay, Arya! Revenge is a dish best served... with people.

I like my landline too. I keep my cell for private communication and the landline for business and household related stuff. I just turn the ringer off at night and check for messages once a day. I prefer to not be constantly available for work-related stuff and sometimes hate my cell because I feel like always being…

I do just the box spring and mattress too though it was because my kid kept trying to throw herself off it when she was a baby. Now that she’s almost 3, I’m just too lazy to put the frame together again. As an added bonus, the cats can’t hide (and barf) underneath, nor can anything else hide under it either. No more…

My kid is only 2 but I’ve been getting a bookshelf together of books I think she needs to read when she’s old enough. This book was one of the first ones on it. I should definitely get her the newer version; the belt business confounded me when I read it in grade school and I’m now 41. Nonetheless, this is just such a…

It doesn’t look like hell. It looks... delicious.

FWIW, I prefer Tig to Amy. And yes, she does have a pleasing face.

Wearing pants and button-up shirts and no make up? *gasp* Is that all it takes? Have I secretly been a man all this time and just didn’t know it???

Agreed. The only prank I ever did was rearrange a neighbor’s lawn animals so they were all staring at his front door in the morning. No one was hurt and he thought it was funny. But physically and psychologically torturing someone? Unacceptable and unfunny. If that was real, that guy should be arrested for assault.

I came to say this exact thing. Well put.