Also, it’s really sad if you are cheering the fact that less than half the people think you are doing a good job. Granted, 48% is a higher percentage than he got in the popular vote, of course. :)

“In former USSR hand shakes YOU!”

isn’t it crazy to think of how recently the cold war was?

Framboise biblioteque?

That was my mistake, and it won’t happen again!

Ugh damn! We were so close to maybe having an Obama, Macron, and Trudeau poster to accompany our Obama, Trudeau, and Nieto poster.

I mean, Trudeau can do ridiculous yoga poses in a shirt and tie. Many Canadians may complain about some aspects of his leadership, but you can’t complain about his muscle tone.

The dictator of Tajikistan is indeed ex-Soviet military. When I first read that I was like “whaaat” because the dictator of Turkmenistan is a former dentist.

I want Macron and Justin Trudeau to simultaneously whisper in French to me.

So when your shaking a dude’s hand, dick size is running through your mind?

And he slightly tilts his head like when dogs try to understand what’s going on.

I really love that the WH subtitles for the video just say “(speaking French)“ when Macron was takling. Like, we can’t be bothered to translate this... ALSO LMAO at Trump just nodding along, not knowing AT ALL what Macron is saying.

What even IS that?!

World leaders are on to him. This is his handshake with the president of Turkmenistan the other day:

A hand buzzer would be astounding.

Things are going well with his speech at Nato.

Each president gripped the other’s hand with considerable intensity, their knuckles turning white and their jaws clenching and faces tightening.

Trump’s was thick and royal blue; Macron’s was skinny and navy

Marcon’s internal reaction at taking Trumps’ dead fish.