Followed by founding a men’s short pants company called Pedo Shorts to cover up any defamation claims and heat from the SEC. 

Followed immediately by a Tweet calling the judge a “pedo guy” . . . . .

the problem is without breaking the rules these systems are just not usable because our rules are too imperfect but we accept that humans can break the rules to keep the system running as smoothly as we can rather than actually fix them. so either the machines break the rules on occasion or we finally get our…

Elon about to blame the driver the two victims for why he can’t buy Twitter.

seeing how they chose not to have a sliding door i suddenly question all their design decisions

Steve Jobs didn’t produce anything. He did, however, take away handicap parking spaces from people who legitimately needed them.

I would let Musk crash at my house and I’d make sure my dog eats plenty of cheese, beforehand, so he farts all over him. He’s a good doggy.

A beautifully orchestrated spin on things. They’re up S**t creek, that’s why there aren’t any announcements or production news.

Apple actually produced a product.  Their company isnt dependent on government subsidies.

This explains why he just announced he’s a Republican. He’s going to go full on Trump and will milk them for money. But how is the question. It can’t be pillows. Beer hats?

And he has zero impulse control. Dude cannot keep his mouth shut when it counts. 

And, to make matters worse, Tesla just got bounced off the S&P 500 according to Reuters.

I just read Musk here is says he’s now voting Republican - though it’s hard to believe he’s ever bothered to vote, even before he became rich from the work and advice of others - and doing so because the Democrats are the “party of hate”.

I sold my Twitter stock the day Musk announced this crap. $58 a share. Granted, I only had two shares, but I feel smarter than many, many millions of people, including those who run Twitter and the banks that backed him on this. Mainly, because I clearly am. 😏

This is a particularly bold lie considering that the “there are too many bot accounts on Twitter and I will defeat them” was one of the reasons he himself stated in the press release about the deal. To claim now that “I didn’t know there were so many bot accounts” is the best he could come up with? He tweeted about…

And he was a huge crypto promoter and that has also been going in the shitter - he’s losing money on so many fronts right now. You love to see it.

It’s getting there. I read that it if got down in the $600s/range for Tesla share prices, he actually would start having some real issues with his Tesla net worth effectively being all pledged for loans. Although he could still conceivably sell private stakes in SpaceX if he had to, for extra funds (although he’d paid…

Probably smile more, too.

Elon just needs to work harder.

It’s been said a thousand times; just because he has money doesn’t make him smart.  Dude’s a dipshit.