Do yourself a favor and read the linked article. For whatever reason, the most interesting things about this guy were left off Jalopnik. I just found out Torchinsky is writing at The Autopian now. I know where I’ll be diverting my attention.

And it never sleeps

From the linked article:

Mad respect that he’s not looking for a quick payday (he’s a better man than I), but financial hardship due to his injuries should not fall on him. He’s already a Tigers fan. Hasn’t he suffered enough?

Read the linked article - he’s a more interesting person than for simply falling through a hole.

When Musk works those kind of hours, raises a family and is present for family events while not neglecting his work, AND does it all for under X amount a year (depending on market), then he can talk.

“Wheels had been a shell of itself since then”

Should [Trump] involve himself again in the lead-up to November, Whaley will likely have cause for concern...I’d argue given the recent results, the state is approaching magenta, and “frustrated” is an understatement.

Inflation almost never reverses. So nominal prices won’t go back down. That said, the current situation will eventually change, and car companies (FCA, it’s always FCA) will see the need to sell every last car they can, when they can. Incentives will return, a dealers will have to start... dealing again. It wont…

You are wrong. Without Twitter I would have never learned about the globalist fake Jewish lizard people who are hiding the fact that the earth is flat!  

“What’s wrong with truth and why should it scare you?”

Jesus Christ.

What I can see him doing is splitting it into two services, the standard free one and some sort of paid-for ‘Premium’ or ‘Gold’ memberships, at which point they start to run down the standard form, taking away features, slowing down postings, posts strangely getting lost, service interruptions, until it becomes too…

“Ironically, if he buys Twitter, it’s likely that nobody besides his loyal followers will want to stay on the platform, stopping the site from thriving.”

Oh, it would happen almost immediately. Remember, “free speech” for these folks means “speech without repercussions, unless you’re challenging me or my friends.”

The road that lies ahead of Twitter is all downhill. I guarantee calling **ump a piss drinking tiny-handed cuck will get you banned. 

Ditch TX and FL and make Puerto Rico and DC states. That way, you keep the same number of stars.

“If I can’t say the n-word without catching bullshit over it, WHY DID WE EVEN FIGHT THE REDCOATS!?”

If you’ve been following republican politics as of late, baselessly calling huge swaths of peope “pedos” appears to be the culmination of the American Dream ~250 years in the making.