look at these descriptions of marriage, and I’m just dumbfounded.

He is way too energetic. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that contestants get most of the responses right, but he always seems to be in shock when he hears the correct answer.

it’s the damndest thing, there are literally no pictures of this that I could find in the several hundred images posted on Yelp for this restaurant. But there is at least one reference in a review: I would not come back for the tacky decor, especially the life-size image on the wall of Ron Jeremy that is in the dining…

Am surprised he didn’t say Mobility as a Service

The Hooters near my old office closed some years ago and got transformed into a Latin American-ish restaurant (their elotes pizza is amazing). But they kept the mural of Ron Jeremy

How did I never hear that Weird Al song before? My son was a huge fan when he was young.

Set it and forget it! 

You need to see BCS if you liked Breaking Bad. It can stand on its own but it is a fantastic series and accompaniment to BB

It was stickered at 24 grand but I got it for 19! What a deal!

There’s a Ben Franklin in Tawas Michigan. An obligatory stop whenever we’re in the area. So much glorious tourist crap!

Can someone from space please give him superpowers that make him immortal?

Sorry, no. We were looking for Moops

To be fair, they would get new genitals

Me too. It reminds me of when Nissan sued Audi about the use of the letter Q https://leftlanenews.com/2005/11/22/audi-nissan-settle-q-series-dispute/

$2000 Buick is the only thing I’d give a kid, especially after they totalled something expensive

I’m sure there are a crapton of men who wish to give up their genitals in order to succeed at women’s sports. Yup, yup, yup

Time well spent during constipation/pooping on the company’s dime.

I know pretty much nothing about vehicle assembly, but I remember a tour of the Flat Rock plant back when they were building Mustangs (RWD) alongside Fusions and Mazda6s (FWD). It was an SAE event, not the “tourist” version of a plant tour. And those cars came down the line almost randomly, it wasn’t a bunch of…

Gives all new meaning to “Railsplitter”

Which makes a big difference in the UK, where local government’s default answer to any question is “No, that’s not in our plan”.