Right? I have no problem messaging guys first, but a lot of times instead of many of them assuming I just wanted sex because I was on OKC, they assumed I really really really wanted sex because I reached out first.

Happy Halloween to your awesome gang. My Ives would kick the ass of anyone disparaging women. Or he’d bat them with his big double paws. Here, he just smells bacon.

She’s less of a prima donna then my other girl cat.

more photogenic then mine.

There were 3 pussies but Porter crossed the Rainbow Bridge last year.

May I point you to “They used the pyramids as grain silos” perhaps?

Look. People are saying this. A lot of people.

Asher thanks you for the kind words. He is my own personal bat cat!

It couldn’t possibly be because one is a woman and the other is black. Nope nope, not at all. It can’t be that when it comes down to it, Republicans will always favor a rich white dude over anyone else.

Black cats for the win!!!

Something, something pussies, zzzzzzzz

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

I have to assume so. It feels seeded. I reminds me of when I first joined Hinge and got both Winklevoss twins in my results. The Winklevii are investors.

Yeah, unfortunately I read the whole thing and got that- everyone is apparently sleeping with everyone but not really enjoying it, according to that article. The data wasn’t really data, so eh, but those interviews...so depressing. I guess maybe the point was to find the most stereotypical representation of online…

Oh, you get that feeling too? I’m like “There sure are a lot of movie-star looking guys on here, even though I’m in L.A.” I haven’t texted anyone yet, so we’ll see.

I haven’t been on Tindr, but I’ve been healthily warned. That sucks though about Bumble. You’d think if you matched, the guys would write back? It’s odd. God, dating sucks. And the older I get (I’m in my mid-30s), the worse it is. I always joke with my other single friend, who’s the same age since we grew up each…

THIS. It’s all male models.

I have a sneaking suspicion no one on Bumble is real. The pics are all a little too perfect, and it’s tumbleweeds and crickets as far as actual communication.

Using dating apps in general have to be the most soul sucking experience I’ve ever dealt with. I’d rather be alone that jump back into that asshole bisque.