I will wear this with a goat, on a boat, in the rain, on a train, on the track, on my back. I will put it on at my locker while reciting lines from Meet the Fockers. I will drink my fifth beer, here, in the pub, but not the club. I am 39, too old for such a time. I love pink lemonade, the day I get paid, and trust…

Laughed a ton today but the article about ALL made me realize that the Deadspin staff has a unique and thoroughly cultivated skill in fleshing out bs after all the years covering with the NFL. I need more of this in the non-sports world!

I’m hoping for a Finkle-Einhorn scenario where we learn Shelly *is* David, haven killed the real David Miscavige years ago and quietly assumed his throne.

Quick Q:

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most

I want to hear the dog’s side of this...

I think I can shed some light on this as someone with 3 kids and one who is still a baby. Breastfeeding and subsequently pumping for your baby when/if needed is considered the ultimate form of great parenting. After nourishing your child as nature intended from your body for up to two years you become a member of the…

damn i would have whipped it out anywhere that wasn’t like, on cam and be like suck it bitches

That hair.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

A little tiny bit of brutality, in the grand scheme of things really is not that big of a deal, but you guys will appreciate it because you’re from Iowa!

Yeah, and I don't have a home computer. I'd have to let T&A ads eat up the data on my phone just so I could read Behind Closed Ovens once a week, and comments? Yeah, forget even trying to read many of those.

I used to look forward to reading Kitchenette during my Monday lunch break. Now I can’t, because that site is like a nudist colony. By the time I get home, I’m beat and don’t feel like getting on yet another computer. Sucks.

So are a lot of ads that most of us can’t have showing up on our work computers.

I love dogs! But you kinda just proved my point. Dog still shows up on the drop down menu when you’re on the gawker main page even though it hasn’t had a post since August, but the ones I mentioned don’t. They still get ads to click through to them but the writers were let go. They were getting thousands of comments…

How is it that Dog still exists but Kitchenette, Millihelen and I Thee Dread are gone? It’s almost like Gawker didn’t want to pay for that many clicks anymore.

Have you ever been out to eat with your girlfriends and when the plate of nachos or Chili fries or Rice Krispie treats shows up, everybody tucks in? But then somebody inevitably says, “Ugh, I’m so bad” or “I’m such a pig.” Women are conditioned to feel so much guilt about what they eat, that if they cut loose and…

Did someone call me?

In fact, Kasich has a record of supporting legislation that punishes women for being sexually active.