misobutterandlobster
misobutterandlobster
misobutterandlobster

I’m so glad I can’t log into my myspace any more, since it’s connected to my old hotmail account.

I don’t watch the show regularly so I’m not sure if this is common for them but it was like watching a flower wilt the way Kim reacted and how rude Kanye was being to everyone.

Absolutely. Say what you will of the Kardashians but they are so media savvy. They understand what seasons of Bachelor contestants have failed to learn: if you’re the one tearing someone else down on TV/in media, it only makes YOU look bad, and it feeds the flames. In full disclosure I am a total sucker for their

Because you want to talk about it, geez. Of course I’m getting my news from news sites, but it’s 1.30AM here and most people are asleep and I’m upset. Jezebel is a community, it’s where people share things in a relatively safe place. And for people who have been here for years, as I have, it’s always been a site where

“TAYLOR SWIFT and I are together”? I only call my fake significant others by their full name in public, thankyouverymuch.

Was he holding a newspaper up to confirm the date?

British men are born in their 40s.

Did you watch last week’s episode by any chance? Kim’s whole demeanor changed instantly when she knew Kanye was upset with her and gave me flashbacks to my behavior when I was in an emotionally abusive relationship. I could be reaching or projecting but it was definitely noticeable. And sad :(

I’m a reality TV editor by trade, and despite not caring about these people at all, I do enjoy my profession so maybe I can offer some insight (while procrastinating on the network notes I have to do for the show I’m working on). The cuts around 00:26, they chopped some stuff up but the only thing they really

Kim didn’t say Bible! SHE DIDN’T SAY BIBLE!

Oh shit. Now I have to worry about people thinking my face is collapsing if I’m not smiling.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

This is a favorite of mine, too:

She’s totally going to be that 23 year old PR girl who stabs a girl in the club with her stiletto. And yes, I know that 23 is being generous.

Even after she’s inevitably murderer 15 or more people, I will still love her.

Milania is a national treasure.

My 4-year-old niece, recently to her too-loud kindergarten teacher: “Don’t angry my baby brother!” So, yes, I love Milania for being the more rage-filled version of that.

Milania is the perfect combination of flipping table Teresa and no fucks cheating on the phone in a vineyard Joe. It’s like someone froze their personalities at those moments and then created this beautiful demon child.