misobutterandlobster
misobutterandlobster
misobutterandlobster

I cant even imagine your budget for kleenex , its yuuggeeeeee

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

I moved out with nothing. No job, no experience, nada.

This story has everything- Light saber fights. Impertinent questions. That thing where you eavesdrop on someone and then flip them off.

yeah, looks like someone lost his mommy alright.

So, this happened this week.

Oh, oh! I got caught in a massive rainstorm waiting for the bus for my interview. Was mid-house move, so had no umbrella on my person (AND it was a sunny DC morning until the moment it wasn’t!). Myself and another bus-stop-waiter caught a cab together downtown. I was absolutely soaking, the kind of wet you get when

I was trying to have the “perfect facial expression.” Neutral. Not too happy...wanna stay professional, but not a sourpuss. I was asked by the interviewer, “When are you going to wipe that smirk off your face?”

I see a little bit o Ryan and a whole lotta Reese. Great picture, regardless. I love seeing happy families.

That movie is such delicious trash

Wow Bella, that sure sounds tough.

I am now officially hyped for four years of Bill Clinton’s best/worst First Lad dad jokes.

this will forever be the greatest thing that happened on a RH franchise

Like this?

Have to say she recovered well there but all the flunkies & toadies around her totally betrayed her expectations.

On the contrary- I feel honored to associate with someone who knows this.

This is the single greatest gif I’ve ever seen.

I have the same experiences with friends and rationale WRT Jez and have nothing else to add except this .gif of T-Swizzle thinking she won a Grammy for a second, and then finding out that it went to someone else.

Nooo, the cheatEE does “Cry Me A River,” not the cheatER. She would be doing Brit’s “Everytime” in this situation.