In Sandals. always in sandals

He creeps people out because he believes that God told him to rescue her. He thinks God chose him to save her.

This always kills me.

what a dick move.

I think the key word is “last year of our relationship”. I wonder if there was any correlation between being abstinent for a year, and that year being the end of the relationship?

I wish more people would be honest about feeling like this.

I’m finding it very ironic to still be in the greys at Gizmodo, despite being an old white guy working at (NASA FFRDC redacted), but getting >130 stars for my snark about Taylor Swift. Life is good, I guess.

Ryan’s thoughts.

Hiddles may need to get on the Batphone to Affleck to find out how this ends....

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

Some of them have to be legit or she’s history’s greatest monster.

I was getting annoyed about this over the weekend. To me it dehumanizes Taylor to accuse every relationship she has of being fake. If you want to say the Hiddleston relationship is fake then you can’t also say Harry and Calvin and Taylor werewolf and whichever Jonas and Jake G were all fake too. Some of them have to…

Kardashians, ranked:

I choose to believe at least half the water glasses are always full of vodka.

Well that’s what you get for choosing motion over stasis you FAME WHORE / massive eye roll

Ladies leave your man at home, cause it’s midnight and the bottles are poppin

Every love letter is a treasure. But just imagine receiving love letters from a gifted writer!

Virginia to Vita: