Why utilize a competent woman when you have a mediocre white guy standing right there?

I’m not convinced Taylor Swift’s hips are capable of moving in a way conducive to to coitus.

Is this shade? Do we need a shade court ruling?

My heart weeps for those who watch Big Bang theory hoping for a laugh

You don’t?

Wayne’s lyrics are epic. Few equal his wordplay. It would be a shame for him to retire just because that ass whole release him from his contract.

white men, black men, white women

A friend who used to work at Viacom described it like this: “imagine you just got out of work, and you’re trying to walk to your car, but there are ONE MILLION PEOPLE standing around it.”

If I get to Hell and it doesn’t look like Times Square, I am going to be genuinely perplexed.

I used to work nearby Times Square, and it was so awful that I would add to my commute time by walking around that black hole of humanity.

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

Whoever it was, they are a goddamned hero. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

I'm super excited to see Rich posting on Jez. You know this is where you've belonged this whole time, right?

Spot on.