Dennis Rodman uses a Bic lighter

I have the same problem. My hair just can't figure out what it wants to be—other than grey.

If Brie Larson struggles to feel good about herself, what hope do any of us have? Celebrities being sad makes me feel bleak.

My mom just got on Facebook and comments on EVERYTHING and often signs her name and still doesn’t seem to know the difference between commenting and messaging. But at least it’s not in all caps. Oh, moms.

My mom used to carry her own mini maracas in her purse because she never knew when she would need them. (She needed them often.)

Chuck Woolery, it looks like we don’t have a Love Connection.

He misses Harry.

I would imagine she’s more in the Leo DiCaprio put-my-headphones-on-while-you-go-down-on-me category. She’s in CHARGE.

even bobby agrees with me

You know I'm right.

I hope she dumps him, then dates Marina Abramovic, then has an affair with Obama, lets Ryan Lachte eat her out, then writes a book with Amy Poehler, then starts painting.

She gets me every single time. She got a piece of basically every meal I ate yesterday when I was working from home. It’s hard to resist this bitty face and those big eyes.

Appleton rim club soda & a splash of cranberry. Hammock view of Jamaica seaside. Rereading Marge Piercy, smokin a fat spliff. Cheers y'all!

Hello Jezzies! Happy Saturday! How is everyone ? I am hiding in my house this weekend because I am cheap and broke and my couch is comfy. Also I have been feeling anti-people lately so I am indulging the desire to be alone.

Your priorities are fucked up. Your stupid MacBook is not worth a human life.

Hello, my name is April, I’m 27 years old and still stanning for Britney Spears. It has changed in recent years, I’ve been stanning hard for Lana Del Rey. Though I can say, since I turned 27 on April 13th of this year, the Instagram “YASSS QUEEN” posts have dwindled significantly.

Image upload failed. Trying this again. Here’s my new kitty, Apricot. Brought home yesterday.