#teamfightingpolish

Ummmmm, earth to Taylor, there is literally no one more squad-worthy than the only man to win Leslie Knope’s heart. COME ON.

P.S. That Saint West composite looks more Twilight CGI Baby and less North West i.e. it looks like a demon kinda

Am I missing something or is this celebrity app bullshit what people used to just have a website or blog for but now make it an app and charge for access? So an app that I pay to download or access then it tries to sell me stuff? If so, I guess it finally happened...that thing were I just don’t understand the point of…

What THE FUCK is a “Chic Read” though???

First they came for my sock drawer, and I said nothing....

The Oblivious Chanteuse.

There’s a fantastic interview with Weiland in Esquire from ten years ago, as he was just getting together with Velvet Revolver, and maybe/maybe not clean for five minutes, about him ant the most important relationship in his life, the one that trumped wives, children, career, self-preservation. He’s very honest in it,…

There’s something kind of beautiful in giving your kid a name that’s never been used before, that’s as clean and un-fingermarked as a new piece of paper.

Yes?

I really don’t want to take away from the message of this story, but is anyone else bothered by the line:

Incorrect. No babies are called Nigel, they are spawned in a laboratory as fully grown men. This was never a baby, there is no way:

That’s better than the name of the kid he has with Ashley Simpson, though. Bronx Mowgli, isn’t it?

The sex tape buddy was Ray J. If there was a Reggie Bush sex tape, well let's just say there would never be a need to watch anything else ever again, that man is beautiful.

And Giles. Oooooh... Giles.

But who is Rita Ora????

Pencil and Activity are honestly the best names I have ever heard in my life, and now my life long abstinence from the birthing process is thrown aside just so I get out at least two and call them these names.

Angel!!! How are you, sweetie?

I had that thought too- maybe they’ll be ironic and call the kid Sin.