Didn’t he say he had tiger blood? So confusing.

This would be genius. If it happens. I hope there are shoulder pads.

It seems to me that the perfect relationship would be where the partners lived in a duplex, one side for each. You spend your time together, then out the front door and across the porch and you’re home.

no. If someone has been happily married and widowed, the odds are very high that they will have a happy second marriage.

i watch my dad when he has a cold and dude can’t even medicate himself. so if God forbid my mum were to get sick, i don’t think my dad would have a clue how to take care of her. its something that ironically guys have left to the womenfolk to deal with. So i can see how some men would be frustrated at not knowing what…

Anyone here watching The Affair? Yes it's a tv show but I think it's hitting on some near-universal truths in relationships. Primarily that it's a blend of how someone makes you feel and how someone makes you feel about yourself. For women there appears to be a greater sense of allegiance and therefore, betrayal. Men,…

What’s the saying? Everyone encounters some assholes along the way, but if everyone you meet is an asshole, maybe you’re the asshole.

Their marriage, as depicted on TheReal Housewives of Beverly Hills, was picturesque, if not entirely, you know, healthy-looking (Yolanda insisted on home-cooked dinners awaiting her “king,” as she actually referred to him).

He’s a total goober! Some choice photos of him and Big Brother W on W’s campaign(s).

I’m loving the “Gob Bush” line.

So... That happened...

but here is the thing, if EVERYONE was an asshole at that age, then if someone is noticably MORE of an asshole than everyone else at that age, then it’s saying something.

Ok but if I got famous for some reason probably the LAST people I would want as character witnesses in the public sphere would be the people who knew me in college. And I can’t be the only one

MARRY ME, CRAIG

God bless (and simultaneously damn) the person who made this:

FUCKIN CRAIG, LOVE THAT GUY

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.

the other week when they mentioned liquid water on Mars— everyone started getting boners over “oh WE can use that water to further colonize/explore”... what if there are life forms there already enjoying that water? Eff them?

Yeah, but I keep hearing people talking about the wonders of space exploration for the sole reason of mining the fuck out of it for minerals and resources. Fuck. That.