Why do so many cops have mustaches? It’s 2015 people, c’mon. Don't let the article right below this one cloud your view.

This is the exact reason I clicked on this article. This gif unlocks an evil delight in me I never knew existed.

SAME. I too do awkward things with my hair when I’m uncomfortable in social situations...though usually nobody is photographing me at the same time (mercifully).

Is it selfish of me to now EXPECT one of these lists-o-awesomeness once a week...? IS it so wrong of me to need this to get me through the day?! I can’t possibly be alone in this...

Weeks like this need more stories like this!

28. Jessica Lange and I are BFF!

Thanks I am not good at puns but I love them, so I get REAL excited when it happens.

Or the next season of Serial

When will this article be adapted to a noir film? I very much feel that’s the direction this is moving in...

holy shit.

It’s almost as if race is just a modern social construct and that international trade has been around for forever.

To a point, I agree. You’ve got to take some time to think about your expectations though. I’m not sure it is realistic to expect whoever you are with to never experience attraction for someone else and even the most self aware people are probably going to occasionally look at people they are attracted to. At the end…

I hear French folks say it in Quebec and France, but it may have originated elsewhere.

post sexy werewolfs

NOOOOOO don’t stop. lets drool together

How dat?

Alternatively: get a grip. His eyes aren’t going to penetrate her vagina, make a baby, and fall in love forever.

Dayna’s piece

I loved Dayna’s piece on the treatment of women at Gawker. Definitely one thing I liked is how at the end after she talked to her mother she basically said (paraphrasing heavily) “And this isn’t to say that Gawker is particularly bad, just that Gawker is like so many other male-dominated workplaces these days; the…