This terrible song will rely heavily on the grown/groan homonym.

It’s beautiful.

Even if he didn’t want to be tested, I’m guessing the insurance companies for the shows he worked on likely required it. Regular checkups are usually required and those would have to include HIV if you insured Charlie Sheen- right?

Yep.

Right, I’m pretty sure the guy has had sex with men. His whole life was a sex- and drug-fueled orgy. It would actually be hard to believe if the sex was only with women.

If I were him, I would seriously hire someone whose sole job was to follow me around with my meds and make sure that I take them.

I mean, it’s possible, but e x t r e m e l y unlikely. I really don’t believe that’s how Magic Johnson contracted HIV. Studies suggest that a man would only contract HIV from having heterosexual sex with an HIV positive woman 1 out of 900 times.

I mean, my point is with that kind of money you can create the convenience. I feel bad for him (although he’s rich and HIV when medicated is very easily manageable, it still sucks), and I’m not trying to act as if he deserves it or anything of the sort, it’s just that HIV really isn’t that easy to get as a…

I just feel like he should have a box filled with needles like they used to do with cigarettes.

Yeah but he is rich. It is just insane to me that he wouldn’t have a stock pile of needles already filled with heroin. Like, if you’re going to be a rich drug addict, be a rich drug addict.

I wonder how he contracted it since getting HIV having heterosexual P to V sex as a man is pretty difficult, and I imagine that he wasn’t sharing needles because he is a gabillionzaire so like. How.

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

Emilio tweets pictures of his garden... gorgeous raised beds. He seems chill.

I’m a nobody and I normally hate seeing people who I know (that know me) on the street. Couldn’t imagine being famous and having to deal with it everyday, all day. It’s probably great for a little while and then absolutely treacherous after that.

And all the memorizing of their lines, sometimes after they’ve gotten home at night after a long day. The pressure of not fucking up scenes because you can’t remember your lines would be enough to make me forget them every time.

I think it’s because as good as Hardwick positive attitude is (or maybe because of it) he can’t ever get people as comfortable as Maron can in opening up. He does a good job of it, but I don’t see him ever being better at it than Maron. Still it’s different takes on it.

And the best weed. And the hottest bodyguard.

+ $$$ I’m sure that’s all that’s difference btw JLaw and me :P

So what you’re saying is Brady cheated. Possibly with deflated balls.

But Tracy, what are the cures for the loopholes? To just stop using them? I have about 3000 of these that I use daily. For instance, I just sent an email so now I can surf the internet for 30 minutes. And later, I won't be able to make that phone call because I am too busy surfing the internet. I only live once,…