As it turns out, it done go down after all.

It’s more about the size of the cat itself. Big airflow requires a much larger cat, oftentimes with a richer per pound value because of the need to heat all that mass quickly.

Notice they target the tall lifted vehicles for ease of extraction. 

18,000 original miles, and the inflated used car market. But really, that's super low miles for the year. I'm shocked the miles are that low. 

There is no way an Outback is a babe magnet unless you are a middle aged babe looking for other middle aged babes.

A 10 year old Outback is 20k!!? 

Plus, it gives off that outdoorsy vibe, and outdoorsy chicks (or dudes, whatever you’re into) are always in peak shape.

The check engine light came on? That could be anything. It doesn’t mean it’s necessarily unreliable. Leaving the gas cap open can make that light come on. He should at least plug in an ODB2 reader and find out what it is before giving up on the car he owns.

A warranty would be good. I don’t think the VW is THAT bad though.

Guy: I want reliability.

“The Chrysler 200 I Bought A Few Months Ago Already Needs To Be Replaced!”

Fucking Dodge Stratus.

Even some cars with front-located batteries have an auxiliary (+) terminal, because the battery is stuffed down into the wheel well.

Goshdarnit!

This would make sense if you had never read Jalopnik during any other major vehicle reveal going back over a decade.

A week’s worth of work in a year? You give senators too much credit.

Yep, being a senator is tough.

That’s the dream gig isn’t it? Crank out like an entire season worth of episodes in a couple of weeks and get millions to do nothing for the rest of the year. 

Martha Stewart is such an asshat.

I love her! A friend of mine met her at a Manhattan restaurant a few years ago and said she was very friendly; the Judge said she was always thrilled when a fan approached her. A far cry from Martha Stewart who put her hand in the same friend’s face when he dared look her way.