Those Egg Council creeps got to me. No reggrets.

I will cause bodily harm to anyone who tries to take away whole eggs. Egg whites are an insult, the deliciousness is in the yolk. 

These results don’t sound very scientific at all.

Clearly the house was resisting.

I’m an “I’ll trust the scientists on this one” kind of person on so many topics, but these dietary studies always seem to use the most specious reasoning to get to their conclusions. The study’s disclaimer - Study limitations include its observational nature, reliance on participant self-report, and residual…

I totally agree that was terrible...but had she done it at a shady dealer pulling this stuff we might have been like “You know, she kinda has a point...”

username checks out.

Hide the keys is old school dealership bullshit.

“Dunder Mifflin Chevrolet, may I help you?”

Came here to say the same.

Acty.

More than like, 150 hp in an MGB sounds like a really bad idea.

This would be a perfect swap with a MGB or a MGB GT

Lotus Elise/Exige. 

He didn’t say “the cars obscenely rich people drive is the reason I’m glad I’m not obscenely rich, to the exclusion of all other reasons.”

The real crime here is that I can only star this once.

I wish I could take back all the stars I handed out today and give them all to you.

my favorite thing about this article is that what makes Torch happiest to not be a rich a-hole is because some of them drive tacky cars with too much chrome, not that they are capitalist parasites hell bent on destroying the middle class, letting the poor suffer, and dismantling the New Deal social safety net

He should have called...

Suspect: “Your Honor, the roof of the house was black, so I feared for my life.”