I’m amazed at the “STICK TO CARS” crew. I got a reply that included

If you are referring to the St Louis incident, the protesters had broken onto private property and were threatening the homeowners before guns were brought out in defense. You may not have the intelligence to determine that in this situation, it was a public street. These are two entirely different situations that you…

The driver and passenger, of course, claimed that they were scared of the protesters, which seems to be a common refrain in these increasingly common attacks

But probably spent $20,000 on meth and custom AR-15s.

Haha. I gave it a NP just to play devil’s advocate. A clean ram of this vintage is already worth $12-15k around here. Say you already wanted to lift it that high and do all the other mods. Then its almost a bargain, right?  (no, but...)

Yeah, every single bad stereotype of a bro truck in one easy package.

You just wanted to see 100% CP didn’t you?

THIS was the car you chose over my submission?

Yeah, that was one thing that I couldn’t help but notice; how in the Hell do you wear-out mud-tires to that extent? And even funnier is that you can tell by looking at the thing that the photo-shoot for this ad was the first time it’s ever been “off-road.”

20" crazy negative wheels - check
bald mud tires - check
sky high lift - check
enormous obnoxious exhaust - check
bushcracker flares - check
full time tow mirrors - check

The buyer who would drool over this truck didn’t spend $20,000 on his house. CP.

“The Bronco was in development long before Trump started mishandling a global pandemic.”

And when the plane blew up, they actually used the sounds recorded by Harrison Ford’s real plane crashing.

The great thing is that you can buy it, register it, take it to the Nissan dealership, remove the tags, place the tags on a brand new Armada, and drive off the lot in a brand new, low mileage vehicle; and no one would ever know.

FUCKING HORSE ARMOR!!

“You mean there are TWELVE different colors for my button lights? And they’re only $2.99 each? Why yes, I do need all of them.”

New cars are greener.... so throw away your existing car to buy a new car; rinse and repeat while we waste energy to create more lease-mobiles to toss into the landfill.

It’s worth noting that this makes every new BMW more of a throwaway product. How long is the ConnectedDrive app and related subscription service going to be supported so buyers 20 years from now can have a fully-functioning vehicle?

I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…