“It’s not underpowered, it’s just easier to appreciate from the sidewalk”

Good! That’s exactly what should happen. Your skill level is clearly above what’s required by fast food, so you did the correct thing and sought a job that appreciated that.

Good! Fast food isn’t a place people should be spending any significant amount of their lives.

Yes, but a donair in canada is a specific thing, not just a shaved meat sandwich

Finally, a mercedes name that makes sense! It’s a GL(o)B (of ugly) 35

“*sigh* at least they have lobsters and gyros to live on.”

No no, they used “not-technically-a-crane”s

Clearly that’s just a batmobile

I really hope you put that in a glassdoor review of the company.

I’m listening...

The only thing this truck can embarrass is it’s owner

*Metroidvania

A suzuki samurai is more capable off road than this thing. CP

As a fellow straight, white, cis-male, meh, I’ve seen men with better.

Pike Place has as much flavor as seltzer

Overpriced product of the overlanding craze. Give it a few years and it’ll be worth half as much. CP

Humans have significantly expedited the process, from thousands of years, to a couple centuries

I hate to be that guy, but... could this be a... JoJo reference?