But if the Camaro is dead, what is he supposed to crash?

Seconded on the reworking

You’ve got impeccable taste

What about the 60-70s?

Oh, sorry.

Whoever is expecting Tracy to buy a car that doesn’t need work is delusional

Just go to his house and start licking

But that takes away half the fun

Who’s been spelling always with a b?

What? If he sues he’s pretty much guaranteed a payout.

Well not anymore, now that there’s a car on it

“No, I hit a disgrace”

It’s not a question of whether or not he’ll win, just of if he’ll sue.

An indisputably correct take

That’s a bit delusional

No the fuck we don’t

too late, I already read it like a southerner

I bet it all started with this on a whiteboard:

Keanu Reeves is the new Betty White

You know what? Forget the hotel room. And the bed.