Whoever is expecting Tracy to buy a car that doesn’t need work is delusional

Just go to his house and start licking

But that takes away half the fun

Who’s been spelling always with a b?

What? If he sues he’s pretty much guaranteed a payout.

Well not anymore, now that there’s a car on it

“No, I hit a disgrace”

It’s not a question of whether or not he’ll win, just of if he’ll sue.

An indisputably correct take

That’s a bit delusional

No the fuck we don’t

too late, I already read it like a southerner

I bet it all started with this on a whiteboard:

Keanu Reeves is the new Betty White

You know what? Forget the hotel room. And the bed.

+1 unnecessary grabbing of the oh shit handle

Do you really think you’ll change someone’s mind, let alone the country, by refusing to serve someone you don’t agree with?

I’m sorry to inform you, but your opinion is wrong

I wasn’t being sarcastic

You still talk like a teenager