Nintendo labo: vidget edition

Charlie’s Horse Ass

To yeet is to throw something with abandon. It can also be used to punctuate actions.

I can’t wait to see the light glint off a balloon traveling well over 200mph

This just in: Niche simulator not for everyone

His time didn’t start until he started moving. It wasn’t bad reaction.

“And I’ve heard Manhattan is full of U-Haul trucks right now”

It doesn’t matter which side of the debate you’re on, that was good.

At least you’re keeping in line with your username

When you forget to put “don’t cut” in the pace notes

Game: *Has lightsaber combat*

Interstate pileups are just group immunization parties

You mean to tell me all the food I eat comes from companies that ONLY profit if I get hungry? No thanks, I’ll just take some supplements I bought from an influencer

I’ll take ‘questions I never asked but am glad to know the answer to’ for $300 please

I’m pretty sure the early punk scene would like a word with you.

I really wish I never asked. God damn that sucks to read

It’s a lot easier to be decent on the road when your windows have no tint

We’re all just trying to get ready for the inevitable

Death

Why don’t we all just start filling our fuel tanks with hydrogen?